The Average Golfer's Problem Is Not So

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.

You Hear Stories About Me Beating My Brains Out Practising, But The Truth Is, I Was Enjoying Myself. I Couldn't Wait To Get Up In The Morning, So I Could Hit Balls. When I'm Hitting The Ball Where I Want, Hard And Crisply, It's A Joy That Very Few People Experience.

Every Day You Miss Playing Or Practicing Is One Day Longer It Takes To Be Good.

Your Name Is The Most Important Thing You Own. Don't Ever Do Anything To Disgrace Or Cheapen It.

Golf Is Not A Game Of Good Shots. It's A Game Of Bad Shots.