I Liked To Win, But More Than

Golf Is Not A Game Of Good Shots. It's A Game Of Bad Shots.

Golf Was My Life. I Didn't Want To Give It Up. So I Went To Work!

A Shot That Goes In The Cup Is Pure Luck, But A Shot To Within Two Feet Of The Flag Is Skill.

Selecting A Stroke Is Like Selecting A Wife. To Each His Own.

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.