Good Golf Begins With A Good Grip.

There Is No Similarity Between Golf And Putting; They Are Two Different Games, One Played In The Air, And The Other On The Ground.

I Never Played A Round When I Didn't Learn Something New About The Game.

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

Shoot A Lower Score Than Everybody Else.

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.