The Americans Are Extremely Gadget Minded People

They (americans) Have Their National Game, Baseball - Which Is Cricket Played With A Strong American Accent - And They Have A National Language, Entirely Their Own, Unlike Any Other Language Spoken On The Earth.

Television Is Of Great Educational Value. It Teaches You While Still Young How To (a) Kill, (b) Rob, (c) Embezzle, (d) Shoot, (e) Poison, And, Generally Speaking, (f) How To Grow Up Into A Wild West Outlaw Or Gangster By The Time You Leave School.

Jokes Are Better Than War. Even The Most Aggressive Jokes Are Better Than The Least Aggressive Wars. Even The Longest Jokes Are Better Than The Shortest Wars.

Bad English Was The Second Language Of Israel And Bad Hebrew, Of Course, Remained The National Language.

If Somebody Tells You An Obviously Untrue Story, On The Continent You Would Remark, "you Are A Liar, Sir, And A Rather Dirty One At That." In England You Just Say "oh, Is That So?" Or "that's Rather An Unusual Story, Isn't It?