In England Only Uneducated People Show Off

Tel-aviv Airport Is Still The Only Airport In The World Where Each Passenger Is Met By Ten Relatives.

Australia Objects To The Mini-skirt Not On Moral But On Economic Grounds. Australians Are No Prudes And The Lovely, Healthy, Sporty Australian Girls Have No Reason To Hide Their Knees And Thighs. However, The Mini-skirt Is Disastrous For The Wool-trade.

A Foreign Observer Is Struck By Our Gentleness: By The Orderly Behaviour Of The English Crowds, The Lack Of Pushing And Quarrelling, The Willingness To Form Queues.

The Japanese Are Human Beings Like The Rest Of Us, But They Will Strongly Resent This Insinuation.

It Was Decided Almost Two Hundred Years Ago That English Should Be The Language Spoken In The United States. It Is Not Known, However, Why This Decision Has Not Been Carried Out.