That's Too Coincidental To Be A Coincidence.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

Every Time I See Him, He's Not There.

The Future Is Not What It Used To Be.

The Towels Were So Thick There I Could Hardly Close My Suitcase.