If You're Feeling Good, Don't Worry. You'll

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.

If You Ask Me Anything I Don't Know, I'm Not Going To Answer.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

Never Answer An Anonymous Letter.