That Last One Sounded Kinda High To

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.

What I Am, What I Have, What I Am Going To Leave Behind Me - All This I Owe To The Game Of Baseball.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

How About A Little Noise. How Do You Expect A Man To Putt?

I've Heard People Say That The Trouble With The World Is That We Haven't Enough Great Leaders. I Think We Haven't Enough Great Followers. I Have Stood Side By Side With Great Thinkers - Surgeons, Engineers, Economists; People Who Deserve A Great Following - And Have Heard The Crowd Cheer Me Instead.