Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To

I Would Always Love To Be An Athlete, But It's Got To Be A Tough Day When You Have To Hang Up Those Cleats.

I Don't Want To Be Known As This Goody-two-shoes Who Can Only Do Comedies Where Puppies Are Licking Peanut Butter Off My Face.

I've Always Been The Guy Who Doesn't Necessarily Get It With Women. A Woman Would Have To Say, 'i Like You, I Want To Go Out With You, You Can Ask Me.' And Still I Would Question It. Did She Mean It?

I Think I Invented The Phrase 'don't Overdo It.'

Now I'm Starting To Jog. But Every Time I Do Jog I Have 9-1 Pressed Into My Phone, With The Next '1' Ready To Be Launched In Case I Drop.