I Think I Invented The Phrase 'don't

Teachers Have A Chance To Mold Someone, Inspire Them. I Hope All Teachers Realize That.

Nobody Actually Ever Does This—escaping Through A Window.

It's Always Cool To Meet People Who Can Do Things That You Have No Capacity To Do.

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.

I Never Played A Musical Instrument Growing Up But I Knew Kids Who Did And Took It Very Seriously.