Thanks To My Mother, Not A Single

Before You Try To Keep Up With The Joneses, Be Sure They're Not Trying To Keep Up With You.

I Have Seen My Kid Struggle Into The Kitchen In The Morning With Outfits That Need Only One Accessory: An Empty Gin Bottle.

[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know His Leaving Would Hurt So Much.

When Humor Go's, There Go's Civilization.

I'm Real Ambivalent About [working Mothers]. Those Of Use Who Have Been In The Women's Movement For A Long Time Know That We've Talked A Good Game Of "go Out And Fulfill Your Dreams" And "be Everything You Were Meant To Be." But By The Same Token, We Want Daughters-in-law Who Are Going To Stay Home And Raise Our Grandchildren.