Thank You... Motion Sensor Hand Towel Machine.

I Never Sing In The Shower. It's Very Dangerous.

Vladimir Putin Bribed A Soccer Official With A Picasso Painting So He Would Support Russia's Bid To Host The 2018 World Cup. Putin Was Like, 'it Wasn't Picasso, Just Picture Of What His Face Would Look Like If He Said No.' (nose Over Here, Eye Up Here, Ear In Forehead.)

I Read That Yesterday, The Mexican Peso Hit Its Lowest Point Since March Of 2009. In Fact, Things Got So Bad, It Was Seen Leaving A Bar With The American Dollar.

There Couldn't Have Been A Better Hollywood Ending For Us. It's Beyond Baseball. It's Rooting For Your Family.

Sometimes In A Movie, The Lines Are So Perfect.