Tennis And Golf Are Best Played, Not

To Age With Dignity And With Courage Cuts Close To What It Is To Be A Man.

Football Is Violence And Cold Weather And Sex And College Rye.

No Other Sporting Event Can Compare With A Good Series. The Super Bowl Is A Three-hour Interruption In A Week Of Drink And Rotarian Parties.

You May Glory In A Team Triumphant... But You Fall In Love With A Team In Defeat.

Tennis And Golf Are Best Played, Not Watched.