Tell Me, O Muse, Of Travellers Far

I'm Satisfied. It's Straight,...but It's Just So Hot, And I'm Just So Fraustrated.

You Know Those Balls That They Put On Car Antennas So You Can Find Them In The Parking Lot? Those Should Be On Every Car!

Praise Me Not Too Much, Nor Blame Me, For Thou Speakest To The Greeks Who Know Me.

Noble And Manly Music Invigorates The Spirit, Strengthens The Wavering Man, And Incites Him To Great And Worthy Deeds.

I Won't Lie To You, Fatherhood Isn't Easy Like Motherhood.