Tell Me, O Muse, Of Travellers Far

There Is No Fouler Fiend Than A Woman When Her Mind Is Bent To Evil.

Thou Shalt Not Take Moochers Into Thy Hut?

Men Grow Tired Of Sleep, Love, Singing And Dancing Sooner Than Of War.

Union Rule 26: Every Employee Must Win 'worker Of The Week' At Least Once, Regardless Of Gross Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor.

The Tongue Of Man Is A Twisty Thing.