Few Sons Are Equal To Their Fathers;

I Want Answers Now Or I Want Them Eventually!

Pffft, English. Who Needs That? I'm Never Going To England.

I'm A White Male, Age 18 To 49. Everyone Listens To Me, No Matter How Dumb My Suggestions Are.

It Is A Wise Child That Knows His Own Father. [lat., Nondum Enim Quisquam Suum Parentem Ipse Cognosvit.]

A Woman Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator. Six Feet Tall, 300 Pounds...it Makes Ice.