Television Is Like The American Toaster, You

The Birds Could Be The Most Terrifying Motion Picture I Have Ever Made.

Drama Is Life With The Dull Bits Left Out. There Is No Terror In The Bang, Only In The Anticipation Of It. I Believe In Putting The Horror In The Minds Of The Audience, And Not Necessarily On The Screen. The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

It Has Been Rumored That "psycho" Is So Terrifying That It Will Scare Some People Speechless. Some Of My Men Hopefully Sent Their Wives To A Screening. The Women Emerged Badly Shaken But Still Vigorously Vocal.

Some Of Our Most Exquisite Murders Have Been Domestic, Performed With Tenderness In Simple, Homey Places Like The Kitchen Table.

I Enjoy Playing The Audience Like A Piano.