Tears Are Great Peace-makers.

Old Among The Young, Poor Among The Rich, I Adopt An Air Of Indefinable Superiority.

The Cow's Point Of View Deserves More Literary Attention.

When A Modest Man Praises Himself, People Listen.

Don't Stare Into A Mirror When You Are Trying To Solve A Problem.

My Young Friend Supposes His Ingenuousness Is Merely A Ruse.