I Pursue Pleasure, But Stingily, Suspiciously.

After My Spectacular Failures, I Could Not Be Satisfied With An Ordinary Success.

If Suffering Brought Wisdom, The Dentist's Office Would Be Full Of Luminous Ideas.

Nature Often Seems Like An Idea That Has Had Its Day.

Blonds Look Angelic, But Can (oh, Happy!) Be Fleshy As Well.

Retirement Requires The Invention Of A New Hedonism, Not A Return To The Hedonism Of Youth