Talking About Your Troubles Is No Good.

Nothing Succeeds Like - Failure.

My Wife Tells Me One Day, 'i Think You Love Baseball More Than Me.' I Say, 'well, I Guess That's True, But Hey, I Love You More Than Football And Hockey.'

I've Had Heroes In My Life - Joe Dimaggio, Babe Ruth.

When You - When You Become The Manager Of A Major League Team, Particularly The Dodgers, To Me, That's A Privilege And An Honor. No Matter Where You Go Or What You Do, You Represent That Position That You Have. And You Represent That Organization That Gave You The Opportunity To Be Doing What You're Doing.

The Gym Teacher's Name Was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso Did Not Speak English. He Spoke 'gym.' One Day I Was Playing Basketball And Mr. Caruso Told Me I Would Have To Get An Athletic Supporter. He Didn't Express Himself Exactly That Way, Though. He Said, 'hey, You, One Day You're Gonna Go Up For A Rebound And The Family Jewels Aren't Gonna Go With Ya.' I Had No Idea What He Was Talking About. Next Day I Showed Up For Practice Without My Watch And My Mezuzah. He Said, 'did Ya Take Care Of The Family Jewels?' I Said, 'i Left 'em In My Locker.' Took Us A Half Hour To Revive Mr. Caruso.