Grownups Have To Say 'please,' Too.

When We Lose, I Eat. When We Win, I Eat. I Also Eat When We're Rained Out.

I Was Fortunate Enough To Coach The Us Olympic Team In Australia. The Parks Were Full At All Times. How Can They Take Away A Sport Like That?

Think About Each Pitch Like You Think About Women, Then Select One Which Is Particularly Appealing.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

If You'd See My Schedule, You'd Know I Have No Time To Slow Down.