Grownups Have To Say 'please,' Too.

He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog; A Dog Is Loyal And Runs After Balls.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

I Started In The Lowest League In Baseball, And I Worked My Way All The Way Up To Triple A And Then To The Big Leagues. I Never Reached The Level That I Thought I Would Reach As A Player. But That's The Way It Goes. So Then I Started From The Bottom As A Manager, And I Worked My Way Up To Managing The Dodgers For 20 Years.

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.

Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight And Narrow Path.