Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It

If The New American Father Feels Bewildered And Even Defeated, Let Him Take Comfort From The Fact That Whatever He Does In Any Fathering Situation Has A Fifty Percent Chance Of Being Right.

If You Can Find Humour In Anything, You Can Survive It

In Spite Of The Six Thousand Manuals On Child Raising In The Bookstores, Child Raising Is Still A Dark Continent And No One Really Knows Anything. You Just Need A Lot Of Love And Luck - And, Of Course, Courage.

Don't Let Your Victories Go To Your Head, Or Your Failures Go To Your Heart.

You Can Teach An Old Dog New Tricks. You Just Don't Want To See The Dog Doing Them.