When I Say, 'i Don't Care What

And To Those People With No Children But Who Think They'd Like To Have Them Some Day To Fulfill Their Lives. Remember: With Fulfillment Comes Responsibility.

I Was'nt Always Black. There Was This Freckel That Just Grew And Grew.

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."

Having A Child Is Surely The Most Beautifully Irrational Act That Two People In Love Can Commit.