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I Have Lows, You Know, Everybody Does ... But I Kind Of Know How To Handle It. I Like To Let Myself Wallow In It. I Enforce It With Terribly Sad Music, And It Kind Of Pushes Me Through To The Other Side Eventually, And I Always Know It's Going To Pass.

If You Take A Shower With Your Boyfriend, I Guarantee By The Time You Step Out Of That Shower, Your Breasts Will Be Sparkling Clean.

I'm So Much More Famous Than I Am Financially Successful. I Mean, I Live In A Three-room Apartment. I Mostly Make Free Videos On My Couch. But I Am Fine.

I Don't Like People Whose Job It Isn't To Be Funny, To Tell Me What Is And Isn't Funny.

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