Such A Lot Of Guns Around Town

Such A Lot Of Guns Around Town And So Few Brains!

Ain’t Nothing A Man Can’t Do If He Believes In Himself.

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

The Whole World Is About Three Drinks Behind.

"the Whole World Is Three Drinks Behind. If Everyone In The World Would Take Three Drinks, We Would Have No Trouble. If Stalin, Truman And Everybody Else In The World Had Three Drinks Right Now, We’d All Loosen Up And We Wouldn’t Need The United Nations.