The Only Thing Money Is Good For

I Let My Drinking Do The Talking.

The Only Good Reason To Have Money Is This: So That You Can Tell Any Sob In The World To Go To Hell.

The Only Reason To Make A Million Dollars In This Business Is To Tell Some Fat Producer To Go To Hell.

There Never Seems To Be Any Trouble Brewing Around A Bar Until A Woman Puts That High Heel Over The Brass Rail. Don't Ask Me Why, But Somehow Women At Bars Seem To Create Trouble Among Men.

Sinatra’s Idea Of Paradise Is A Place Where There Are Plenty Of Women And No Newspapermen. He Doesn’t Know It, But He’d Be Better Off If It Were The Other Way Around.