Success Is No Longer Content. It's How

I Walked The Streets Of New York For Two Years Begging For A Job, And I Couldn't Get One.

If We Want To Understand The Actions Of A Man In The Early 1860's, Put Yourself Back There In His Shoes. As A Young Man He Began Piloting Steamboats On The Mississippi, A Job He Loved And Wanted To Do The Rest Of His Life, He Said. The Civil War Ended Traffic On The River And His Job. He Wrote About It In A History Of A Campaign That Failed. He Said: "i Joined The Confederacy, Served For Two Weeks, Deserted, And The Confederacy Fell." His Attachment To The Southern Ideal Of Slavery Does Not Appear Very Sturdy.

I Don't Play Golf. Mark Twain Is Golf To Me.

I Have A Suicide Impulse.

The Main Thing About Money, Bud, Is That It Makes You Do Things You Don't Want To Do.