I Don't Play Golf. Mark Twain Is

I Developed A Resistance To Authority. Not To Discipline - I Learned That. But To Authority. I Like To Think For Myself. And I Like To Cause Trouble.

[mark] Twain Was A Publisher. He Published General Grant's Memoirs (a Big Success) And Had A Hand In The Publishing Of Many Of His Own Books. He Would, I Think, Be Very Keen About The Question Of How A Book Would Sell.

Why Do I Keep Performing At My Age? What Else Am I Going To Do? Play Golf? I Tried That Years Ago And All I Did Was Cuss. I Can Do That Without The Walk, Cuss At Congress And Let [mark]twain Do It. "imagine That You Were An Idiot. And Then Imagine That You Were A Member Of Congress. Wait - I've Repeated Myself."

I've Had A Very Full Career In The Theater, On Stage, In Films And On Television.

What Are We Going To Do About The Injuries To Our Country Still Going On Right In Front Of Our Eyes? It Gets Me Out Of Bed In The Morning. It Makes Me Mad Enough To Get My Blood Up And Want To Get Out There With [mark] Twain And Get It Said And That Is Why I Still Hit The Road And Go Out On The Stage And Keep Working At Staying Alive.