Studying Literature At Harvard Is Like Learning

Pete Rose Is Too Rich A Character To Fit On A Bronze Plaque. He Requires A Good, Trenchant, Poignant (ah, Petey) Book, And This Is It.

I Do Not Twitter. I Don't Want To Twitter, And I Don't See Any Point In Twittering. The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Tell People What I'm Doing At The Moment Because I'm Probably Not Doing What I'm Supposed To Be Doing.

Studying Literature At Harvard Is Like Learning About Women At The Mayo Clinic.

I Studied French In High School And German In College And I Once Took A 24-hour Italian Crash Course. English Has By Far The Most Words In It Of Any Other Language. Our Money Might Not Be Worth Anything Anymore, But The Language Is.

People Don't Necessarily Want Or Need To Be Done Unto As You Would Have Them Do Unto You. They Want To Be Done Unto As They Want To Be Done Unto.