I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way

Many A Person Has Been Saved From Summer Alcoholism, Not To Mention Hypertoxicity, By Dostoyevsky.

Lots Of People Have Expressed Consternation That I Haven't Gotten Rid Of Southern Accent, But I Just Never Saw Any Reason To Lose The Flavor That I Grew Up With. I Enjoy Saying Some Things With A Southern Accent.

The First Time I Walked Into A Library, I Got So Excited I Almost Wet My Pants.

Even Intellectuals Should Have Learned By Now That Objective Rationality Is Not The Default Position Of The Human Mind, Much Less The Bedrock Of Human Affairs.

People May Think Of Southern Humor In Terms Of Missing Teeth And Outhouse Accidents, But The Best Of It Is A Rich Vein Running Through The Best Of Southern Literature.