I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way

Lots Of People Have Expressed Consternation That I Haven't Gotten Rid Of Southern Accent, But I Just Never Saw Any Reason To Lose The Flavor That I Grew Up With. I Enjoy Saying Some Things With A Southern Accent.

Get Your Friends Together, Go To Your Local Bookstore And Have A Book-buying Party.

If A Cat Spoke, It Would Say Things Like, 'hey, I Don't See The Problem Here.'

A Good Heavy Book Holds You Down. It's An Anchor That Keeps You From Getting Up And Having Another Gin And Tonic.

Think About Scary Movies: There's A Fine Line Between Horror And Humor.