Strong Women Only Marry Weak Men.

If Men Found Out How To Give Birth To Children They'll Never Propose Again.

Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.

She's The Original Good Time Who Was Had By All.

I May Not Have Been Wearing A Mink Coat, But I Was Traveling With A Dog. That Should Have Made You Think I Was An Actress!

Acting Should Be Bigger Than Life. Scripts Should Be Bigger Than Life. It Should All Be Bigger Than Life.