Strong Women Only Marry Weak Men.

You Should Never Say Bad Things About The Dead, You Should Only Say Good . . . Joan Crawford Is Dead. Good.

She's The Original Good Time Who Was Had By All.

I Survived Because I Was Tougher Than Anybody Else.

The Only Way You Can Become A Legend Is In Your Coffin

Fasten Your Seat Belts, It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night! - As Margo Channing In All About Eve