Strong Women Only Marry Weak Men.

I Have Often Seen An Actor Laugh Off The Stage, But I Don't Remember Ever Having Seen One Weep.

I Believe One Should Be A Woman At Home.

Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

I Was So Uncomfortable At A Party Recently When The Conversation Droned On About Women Who Are Constantly Getting Married. I Was On The Edge Of My Chair, Close To Squirming In Embarrassment Because I Myself Was Guilty Of Four Husbands. I Finally Leaned Forward And Squeaked, 'but One Died!

I'd Luv To Kiss Ya, But I Just Washed My Hair.