She's The Original Good Time Who Was

Don't You Hate People Who Drink White Wine? I Mean, My Dear, Every Alcoholic In Town Is Getting Falling-down Drunk On White Wine. They Think They Aren't Drunks Because They Only Drink Wine. Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

I'd Luv To Kiss Ya, But I Just Washed My Hair.

It's A Very Independent Male Creature That Lives Alone, And A Lot Of Independent Females Who Live Alone. It's All Very Sad But It's Much Easier For Both Sexes To Do It This Way Nowadays.

You Know What Nostalgia Is, Don't You? It's Basically A Matter Of Recalling The Fun Without Reliving The Pain.

Everybody Has A Heart. Except Some People.