She's The Original Good Time Who Was

The Only Way You Can Become A Legend Is In Your Coffin

Attempt The Impossible In Order To Improve Your Work.

I Will Not Retire While I've Still Got My Legs And My Make-up Box.

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.