Strictly Speaking, The Land Does Not Exist;

Being A Personality Is Not The Same Thing As Having A Personality.

Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Had Gone And Tomorrow May Never Come

The Role Of Humour Is To Make People Fall Down And Writhe On The Axminster, And That Is The Top And Bottom Of It.

Jacob Is A German Shepherd. (i Have Never Understood Why They Aren't Called German Sheepdogs. What Do The Germans Call Shepherds?)

Strictly Speaking, The Land Does Not Exist; It Is Merely Dehydrated Sea.