All I Know Of Birds To This

Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Had Gone And Tomorrow May Never Come

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?

Strictly Speaking, The Land Does Not Exist; It Is Merely Dehydrated Sea.

There Are Many Mysteries In Old Age But The Greatest, Surely, Is This: In Those Adverts For Walk-in Bathtubs, Why Doesn't All The Water Gush Out When You Get In?

Can Anything Match That First Fine Discovery Of The Telephone And All It Stood For? That First Realization That, Contained Within Ten Simple Digits, Lay The Infinitely Possible? Out There ... Lay Six Billion Ears, All The People In The World Available For Contact And Mystery And Insult, Unable To Resist The Beckoning Of One Small And Villainous Forefinger.