Streets Full Of Water. Please Advise.

There Are Two Ways To Travel, First Class Or With Children.

There Seems To Be A Common Strain Of Miserliness In The American People When It Comes To Throwing Away Toothpaste Tubes Which Havea Little Left In The Bottom.

The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him.

I Never Knew Anyone Yet Who Got Up At Six Who Did Anything More Useful Between That Time And Breakfast Than Banging A Tennis Ballup Against The Side Of The House, Waiting For The More Civilized Members Of The Party To Get Up.

What Is To Be Done With People Who Can't Read A Sunday Paper Without Messing It All Up?... Show Me A Sunday Paper Which Has Been Left In A Condition Fit Only For Kite Flying, And I Will Show You An Antisocial And Dangerous Character Who Has Left It That Way.