Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is

I Get Facials. I Get A Manicure And Pedicure Every Week. I Get My Hair Cut, And I Oil Myself Down From Head To Toe. I Got That From My Brother. I Was So Impressed With How High Maintenance He Was. When He Left The Room, You Could Still Smell Him For An Hour.

I Don't Care About How I Look; I'm Dedicated To The Laughs. You Know, I Used To Be A Clown, So - My Name Was Smoothie The Clown. All The Training I Had, All My Training Is Geared Toward Making People Laugh, And I Didn't Care About Being Cool.

You Can't Be A Doctor If You Don't Know The Entire Parts Of The Body.

My Family Are Police Officers, Detectives. My Brother Mitch Is Fbi. Mitch Is Like That - A Stern Enforcer.

I Can't Build Myself By Beating Somebody Down.