Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is

I Get Facials. I Get A Manicure And Pedicure Every Week. I Get My Hair Cut, And I Oil Myself Down From Head To Toe. I Got That From My Brother. I Was So Impressed With How High Maintenance He Was. When He Left The Room, You Could Still Smell Him For An Hour.

The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life. It's The Truth, And I'm Not Ashamed Of A Minute, An Hour, Or A Second Of My Life.

I Don't Have No Story. Everybody Wants This Hollywood Story, But The World Don't Owe You Nothing, Man. It's What You Owe The World.

My Comedy Comes From Pain. I Can't Stand To See Someone Hurting.

Only Way You Can You Get Upset Is When You Expecting Something.