Stand By Your Bed And Salute Me.

Even Though It's Warm Here In L.a., People Still Have To Wear Layers - At Least Until Their Plastic Surgery Heals.

The Difference Between A Broadcaster And A Host Is That A Host Tells Stories And Dumb Jokes, But A Broadcaster Can Articulate Deeper Like, You Know - Things And Stuff.

Friday's Turmoil In Global Markets Looks Set To Continue To Exert A Dominant Force On The Foreign Exchange Markets. The Usual Trend When U.s. Stocks Fall Is That The U.s. Dollar Suffers.

I'm Gonna Enjoy Being Old I Think I'll Be Awesome At It.

All They Teach You In Drama School Is How To Do Stage Fights And Be A Pain In Rehearsals.