Stand Back! I Gotta Get Some Rocket

We Are Always Works In Progress. You Will Hurt People You Love, And Help People You Detest. This Is Called Being A Human And It Happens To Everyone.

I Am Now Standing In A Mixture Of Cooling Fluid, Gasoline, And Cola.

If I Haven't Had Any Long Term Psychological Side Effects From All The Things I've Already Done On This Show, This Isn't Gonna Hurt Much More.

We're Allowed To Explore The World At Large On These Things; The Urban-legend Aspect Of It Is Just Kind Of An Excuse.

Growing Up In New York, I Was Sort Of Shocked When I Realized That My Children Are Californians. They Are 14 Years Old, And I Explain To Them Frequently That They Will Never Realize The Glory Of A Snow Day. You Wake Up And The World Says, 'oops, It's Too Much Fun To Go To School, You've Got To Stay Home And Deal With The Snow!'