If I Had Any Dignity, That Would

Failure Is Always An Option.

Am I Missing An Eyebrow?

Bad Spellers Of The World Untie!

Walking The Floor At A Con Dressed As Chewbacca, You Might As Well Be Bono. I Mean It's Ridiculous. People Just Walk Up And Grab You And Hold You, Because They Love Chewbacca So Much.

I Have Concluded Through Careful Empirical Analysis And Much Thought That Somebody Is Looking Out For Me, Keeping Track Of What I Think About Things, Forgiving Me When I Do Less Than I Ought. Giving Me Strength To Shoot For More Than I Think I’m Capable Of. I Believe They Know Everything That I Do And Think, And They Still Love Me, And I’ve Concluded, After Careful Consideration, That This Person Keeping Score Is Me.