If I Had Any Dignity, That Would

Am I About To Feel Really, Really Stupid?

If I Haven't Had Any Long Term Psychological Side Effects From All The Things I've Already Done On This Show, This Isn't Gonna Hurt Much More.

I Wouldn't Say Jamie Is An Evil Genius. I'm Not Sure He's Evil And I'm Not Sure He's A Genius.

Firemen Have The Coolest Toys Ever!

My Dignity And Good Television - They'll Never Meet.