Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.