Spinsterhood Is Nature's Own Feminism.

I Wasn't Used To Children And They Were Getting On My Nerves. Worse, It Appeared That I Was A Child, Too. I Hadn't Known That Before; I Thought I Was Just Short.

We Worship Education But Hate Learning.

Writers Who Have Nothing To Say Always Strain For Metaphors To Say It In.

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.

In Other Countries, Congenital Introverts Simply Remain Introverts All Their Lives, Neither Advancing Nor Retreating, But America's Commitment To Extroversion As A National Art Form Can Abrade Some Naturally Aloof Personalities Until They Flower Into Deadly Nightshade.