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The Decay Of The Late, Great Country Of South Africa Is Beginning To Become Apparent. The Name Of The Transvaal Has Been Officially Changed To 'gauteng.' (one Of Our Friends Has Suggested That In View Of This Its Inhabitants In The Future Should Be Referred To As Oranggautengs.) ... And Now There Is A Move Afoot To Wreck The Kruger National Park, One Of The Wonders Of The World, On The Notion That A Good Bit Of Its Land Was 'taken From The Blacks.' This Idea Is Somewhat Akin To Giving Yellowstone Park Back To The Blackfeet.

All The People Constitute The Militia - According To The Founding Fathers. Therefore Every Able-bodied Man Has A Duty Under The Constitution To Become Part Of The "well-regulated" Militia, Specifically To Understand And Perform Well With The Individual Weapon Currently Issued To The Regular Establishment. . . . Thus One Who Has Not Qualified Himself With The M-16 May Not Be Considered To Be A Responsible Citizen.

Owning A Handgun Doesn't Make You Armed Any More Than Owning A Guitar Makes You A Musician.

The 1911 Pistol Remains The Service Pistol Of Choice In The Eyes Of Those Who Understand The Problem. Back When We Audited The Fbi Academy In 1947, I Was Told That I Ought Not To Use My Pistol In Their Training Program Because It Was Not Fair. Maybe The First Thing One Should Demand Of His Sidearm Is That It Be Unfair.

Beware The Man With One Gun. He Can Probably Use It.