Under Any Sort Of Attack, Keep Cool.

Beware The Man With One Gun. He Can Probably Use It.

Not To Our Surprise, We Discover That Gun Crime In Britain Is Up 10.9 Percent Since The Disarmament Of The Private Citizen.

Personal Weapons Are What Raised Mankind Out Of The Mud, And The Rifle Is The Queen Of Personal Weapons.

We Are Fully Justified In Valuing The Life And Person Of An Intended Victim More Highly Than The Life Of A Pernicious Assailant. The Attacker Must Be Stopped. At Once And Completely.

It Seems That The Concealed Carry Policy Now In Effect In 30 States Is Unfair To Goblins. They Cannot Tell Who Is Armed And Who Is Not, And When Their Intended Victim Shoots Back It Hurts Their Feelings - Along With Other Things.