Space, Like Switzerland, Should Be Neutral.

Civilization Means Conforming To A Standard Of Behavior That May Not Seem Natural To Us.

The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever 'curling' Means.

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The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is 23.

There Are More Beauty Parlors Than There Are Beauties.