Space, Like Switzerland, Should Be Neutral.

I Just Wish We Knew A Little Less About His Urethra And A Little More About His Arms Sales To Iran.

The Only People Who Say Worse Things About Politicians That Reporters Do Are Other Politicians.

I Like Ice Hockey, But It's A Frustrating Game To Watch. It's Hard To Keep Your Eyes On Both The Puck And The Players And Too Much Time Passes Between Scoring In Hockey. There Are Usually More Fights Than There Are Points.

I Often Pass A Farm With Cows Grazing In The Field And I Think To Myself How Terrible It Is That Human Beings Grow Other Animals Just To Kill Them And Eat Them. Most Of Us Think Of Vegetarians As Nuts And I'm Not A Vegetarian But I Wouldn't Be Surprised If We Came To A Time In 50 Or 100 Years When Civilized People Everywhere Refused To Eat Animals.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.