Sorry I Don't Eat Buffalo.

I Loved Everything About Marriage. I Loved Having A Companion To Wake Up With And Have Barbecues With. But Things Happen And People Grow Apart.

It's Not Good To Throw Back Scotch With A New Fetus.

The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times That!

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.

I Adore John Mayer. I Don't See How Anything That Surrounds John Could Be Negative.