Sorry I Don't Eat Buffalo.

Twenty-three Is Old. It's Almost 25, Which Is Like Almost Mid-20s.

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

At School My Boobs Were Bigger Than All My Friends' And I Was Afraid To Show Them. Now, I Feel They Make My Outfits Look Better. They're Like An Accessory.

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.

I Had Doors Slammed In My Face As A 14-year-old Because My Boobs Were Too Big.