Sorrow Also Fulfills Desire. Example: The Soaps.

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Self-reform Is The Only Kind That Works.

Unlike The Actual, The Fictional Explains Itself.

Asceticism And Celibacy Can Conceal Many Incapacities.