Self-reform Is The Only Kind That Works.

Don't Milk The Cow Too Hard. She Will Kick You.

Complainers Rule Out Happiness, Mentioning It Only As Something Lost.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.

Tales Of Adultery Are Much Improved By Period Costumes.

Scepticism Is Always A Back Road Leading To Some Credo Or Other.