Son Of A Mustard Sandwich, That Ends

I Am A Champion Who Makes An Impact.

There's Those Who Talk About It. And There's Those Who Be About It!

Yes I Have A Belt. I Wear Big Pants Because My Ass Is Huge. So I Can't Go To A Store By Off The Rack A Size That Is Appropriate For My Waist Because They Don't Fit My Ass!

Lightning Will Shoot From My Ass!!!

I Think I'm Not Uber Into The Comedy Scene, But I Love To Laugh, Especially In Our Business, Where You're Always Front And Center Over An Extremely, Sometimes Overly-critical Live Audience. I Think It Helps To Laugh.