Somewhere In The World Is A Doctor

Instead Of Thinking About The Sex, I'd Always Think About The Clap And The Crabs Those People Have.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About A Person, Go Ahead

There Are No Bad Words. Bad Thoughts. Bad Intentions, And Wooooords.

Sometimes When I'm Told To Use My Own Discretion, If No One Is Looking I'll Use Someone Else's. But I Always Put It Back.

I Think Of Myself As An Entertainer: I'm A Performing Entertainer, I'm A Stand-up Comic. But There's An Artist At Work Here, Too. One Who Interprets His World Through His Own Filter.