A Lot Of The People Who Keep

The Surgeon General Warned Today That Saliva Causes Stomach Cancer. But Apparently Only When Swallowed In Small Amounts Over A Long Period Of Time.

There's Some Invisible Guy, Up In The Sky, Who Can Kill You, Because He Loves You.

Where Does The Dentist Go When He Leaves The Room?

There Are A Lot Of Little Things About Our Bodies That We All Know, But We Never Talk About. That's What Interests Me. These Are Practically Universal Experiences; Nobody Mentions Them! Some Of Them Are Disgusting. Some Of Them Are Appallingly Revolting And Degrading Even To The Most Degenerate Mind. So Let's Get Started With A Couple Of Them.

If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?