Sometimes When You Look In His Eyes

The Senator Got So Tired On The Campaign Trail That He Started Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

When Martha Gets Out She'll Be Under House Arrest In Her Big $40 Million Mansion In Bedford. Boy, That'll Teach Her. She's Only Allowed Out Of The House For Doctors Visits, Grocery Shopping, Or To Dump More Stock.

Pamela Anderson Is A Great Dancer Considering She Can't See Her Feet.

For The Love Of God, Folks, Don't Try This At Home.

Did You Hear About This Genius That Got On A Plane And Set Fire To His Feet? Turns Out He Had Bombs In His Shoes And The Problem All Started When The Flight Attendants Asked Him Nicely To Extinguish His Feet. He Was Wearing Exploding Sneakers. The New Nike Air-jihads!